Tornadoes in South caused by Fawell turning over in his grade after Obama's birth certificate proves he is son of God

‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God NewsBiscuit

Republican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.